And In That Moment I Swear We Were 21

Zodiac at Their Worst

mermaidastrology:

Aries - Bossy ass bitches

Taurus - Boring couch potato

Gemini - Lying gossip

Cancer - Whiny troublemaker

Leo - Self obsessed asshole

Virgo - Hypocritical bitch

Libra - Two faced manipulator

Scorpio - Raging psychopath

Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole

Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber

Aquarius - Unemotional God complex

Pisces - Manipulative drug addict 

well fuck i read this like its all me


queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why


waterking:

what the fuck



awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare


  • On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
  • Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable


phanlovephanislife:

this was so cute

phanlovephanislife:

this was so cute


sexuallyambiguousphan:

theawesomeadventurer:

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween

side note: I HAVE THE VERI SAME COMFORTER AND A CHUBBY BLACK CAT ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN’T ME

sexuallyambiguousphan:

theawesomeadventurer:

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween

side note: I HAVE THE VERI SAME COMFORTER AND A CHUBBY BLACK CAT ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN’T ME


Where were you when you found out you were a New York Times bestselling author?



napkincole:

YouTubers reacting to dirty fanfiction about themselves